SONS OF BIHAR-PAYBACK

FROM A BADLAND TO A BOLSTERING ECONOMY,
FROM CRIMES TO THE CULTURAL HARMONY,
FROM KIDNAPPINGS TO ZERO ACRIMONY,
& CORRUPTION TO RESPONSIBLE HEGEMONY

AHOY!!!!!! My BIHAR is undergoing a metamorphosis , of sorts,quite unheard before.
It seems the LAND OF ENLIGHTMENT is enroute to its much deserved place as the G
ROWTH CAPITAL of India.NO, for people,who may think of my point as mere exaggeration on the part of a RUSTIC BIHARI ,for that matter, i would love to inform them that we were india's no.3 state in terms of sheer economic prosperity at the time of independence.
we have the credit of giving india her first & arguably the best president till date .
we produce one of india's largest talent pool ,going by the sheer no of doctors,engineers & civil servants joining the country's elite workforce.
JP,was india's first & the only youth leader of repute.
A bad phase of 20 years had ,evidently,earned us the abominable BIMARU tag.
but winners are meant to shrug things in stride and so would we.
"NO ARMY CAN WITHSTAND THE STRENGTH OF AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME".
With a current growth rate of 11.03% ,next only to gujarat,i believe that our moment of reckoning has finally arrived.
I, hereby, give a clarion call , to all SONS OF BIHAR,to be a part of this growth story.
PAY BACK - FOR ONCE & FOREVER.

CHAK DE INDIA- ONLY ON PAPER

BLAME IT ON RAIN,
BLAME IT ON THE STARS,
BLAME IT ON THE PROVERBIAL FOREIGN HAND,
AND STILL IF U DONT FIND ANYTHING BLAME IT ON MY NAME IS KHAN(SRK'S NEW AVATAR),
YES MR.GILL(HON.UNION MINSTER FOR SPORTS)--INFACT HE IS TOP ON THE LIST OF THOSE CULPABLE FOR MAKING THE INDIAN WOMEN HOCKEY NOTHING BUT A SORRY STATE OF AFFAIRS.
I ASK MR.SRK,WHO,LET ME KNOW ,WHO EXAXCTLY, GAVE HIM THE DISCRETION TO PORTRAY INDIAN WOMEN AS AN EMBODIMENT OF COMPETITIVE SPIRIT.
MUDDLE HEADS LIKE HIM SHOULD KNOW THAT INDIAN WOMEN ARE BORN TO CONCEIVE BABIES AND NOT TO WIELD HOCKEYS.
SHAME ON U??(THINK WHO IS U HERE??????).
DOESN'T THE INDIAN POPULACE KNOW THAT 43% OF INDIAN WOMEN ARE MALNOURISHED,MATERNAL DEATH RATE DURING LABOUR IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH,
INDIA'S CAPITAL DELHI HAS A ENVIABLE(???????) SEX RATIO OF 843/1000 MEN & AND RAPE CASES REGISTERED WITH INDIAN COURTS TAKEN TOGETHER COME A STUPENDOUS 2ND ON THE LIST OF INDIAN MEN'S FAV FELONIES.
STILL THE SO VENERABLE KING KHAN ACCUMULATED ENOUGH COURAGE ERRRRRRRRRRRR.... SORRY AUDACITY TO EXHIBIT INDIAN WOMEN IN SUCH BLOATED PROPORTIONS OF ONE UP MANSHIP.POOR OBNOXIOUS CHAP--ISN'T HE THAT MR.GILL???DEFINATELY HE IS !!!!!!!!
IF THE INDIAN WOMEN HOCKEY PLAYERS ,HAVE STARTED AN ACCOUNT WITH SYNDICATE BANK ,BHOPAL ,IN ORDER THAT PEOPLE LIKE ME & U WOULD DONATE ,
THEN LET THEM KNOW THAT WE ARE SMART PEOPLE, WHO BELIEVE IN SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
LIKES OF ANJU GEORGE,MARY KOM,PT USHA AND SA(I)NIA ARE JUST EXCEPTIONS.AND WE DONT HAVE EXCEPTIONAL MONEY POWER TO WASTE ON SUCH FEEBLE,VULNERABLE ,EPHEMERAL BEINGS.
WHAT WE BELIEVE IN IS NIPPING THE FEEBLE IN THE BUD??????????
WOT SAY SIR GILL???????????
I THINK U WOULD DEFINATELY CONNECT WITH ME .GREAT WORK SIR.CARRY ON.
AND HATS OFF TO U SIR,THE ONE AND THE ONLY,BADSHAH KHAN ,FATHER OF SARAH(UNFORTUNATELY A GIRL) FOR CORRECTING UR STATUS FROM BEING THE KABIR KHAN OF CHAK DE TO TEAM OWNER,KOLKATA K NIGHT RIDERS.
MEN WIN & WOMEN(AS ALWAYS) LOSE.
HURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAY....

PYAAR KYON IMPOSSIBLE?

HI SWEETY?UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I READ THIS MESSAGE ON MY ROOM MATE'S MOHBILL.DONT TELL HIM BECOZ IT WAS FROM HIS ALISHA AS I DONT HAVE MINE.

STUPIDS,IDIOTS,BASTARDS,FAILURES,ARREARS EVEN GENDER BENDERS&GAYS HAVE THAT INVALUABLE COMMODITY LOVINGLY CALLED THEIR "GIRL FRIENDS".
BUT THANKS TO MY HARD LUCK ,I 'M STILL SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY PYAAR ,NO JUST TELL ME,WHY IS PYAAR IMPOSSIBLE?????
MOST OF THE GUYS & GIRLS IN MY CLASS,HAVE OR HAD A CHICK OR STICK(CANT USE STUD)& AT TIMES BOTH.BUT WHY I,ONLY & ONLY I, WAS DENIED THOSE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS SPENT ON THE OVERDOSE OF PHONY TALK,WHY WAS I KEPT ALOOF OF THOSE MOMENTS IN JAVAGREEN WEN U SIP DOWN A MUG OF COFFEE WITH UR HEART THROB & A HUNDRED OTHERS SWALLOW THE SALIVA OF ENVY,GOING TO MAYAJAAL HAND IN HAND OR ENJOYING THOSE UNFORGETTABLE TIMES ON THE BEACHES OF CHENNAI & INTERMITTENTLY PONDYY.
WHY ?? WHY?? WHY??PYAAR KYON IMPOSSIBLE???????/
WANT AN ANSWER,EITHER GIVE IT OR UR GF.
THE CHOICE IS ALL URS BUT THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER(I SUGGEST).
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WHAT'S THIS-A SNEAK PEEK

EMBRACE THE ACE-i m starved,so r u. i need some fun,u need too.
so let's make love(pun intended!) HARD & TRUE.ya we all r borne of & for i t.wot say??????
and let me declare that from now on, i m ur acclaimed draupad(OF COURSE THE MALE ONE).

AND THROUGH THIS RUBBER HA HA!!!!!! I WILL MAKE U FALL IN TRUE LOVE WITH ME AND MY SEXY BOOTY.
ARE U AL L CHATURS????????
I DONT WANT MY LOVERS TO BE PASSIVE RECEIVERS OF MY SECRETIONS.
SO JUST BRACE UP AND LET ME GET A FEEL OF UR SKIN.
NO PROBLEM WE'LL MEET OVERNIGHT AS THIS AFFAIR GETS MORE SULTRY,
BUT AS OF NOW FOLLOW MY TANTRUMS,JUST WWW.EMBRACETHEACE.BLOGSPOT.COM EVERDAY AND EJACULATE COMMENTS
ON HOW WAS THE LAST NIGHT'S ACT.


JUST READ ON & IN JOY(MIND U)
O YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHH